found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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