Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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