some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead