As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character