Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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