i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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