So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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