haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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