the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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