Ambien. No doubt about it.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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