This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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