That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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