let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
