talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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