is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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