Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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