Duck Duck Cougar?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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