I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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