Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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