dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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