people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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