So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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