i would punch a child for taco bell
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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