Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just had sex on a roof
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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