this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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