like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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