She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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