Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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