as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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