So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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