I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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