I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
