fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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