we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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