I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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