..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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