office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Randomize
