I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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