it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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