I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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