High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Vodka?
Forever.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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