Where did you get a picture of my penis
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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