Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I FOUND THE LEGS
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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