goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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