id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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