I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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