I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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