Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I am mentally ready for anal.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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