I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
so let's talk penis.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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