I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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