Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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