I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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