How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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