Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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