she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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