my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.